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Are you a dog or cat person? |
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dog i love them boiled
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Would you rather live in the countryside or in the city? |
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city i cant stand the smell of horse manure
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Would you rather have a small fast car or a large heavy car? |
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none cant even afford a bike
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4.
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Where was your last holiday destination? |
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sun lounger in the yard
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Do you enjoy the summer time or the cozyness of winter? |
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summer
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6.
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Do you eat carrots with or without peel? |
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dont eat them can see fine
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7.
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Raincoat or umbrella? |
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neither might get called a dirty old man with a raincoat or a sissy with a brolly
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Cycle or taxi? |
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walk cant afford the other 2
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9.
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What is the last thing you bought? |
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2 packets of sweets
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What would you do if you only had 15 minutes to live? |
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i would run down the street naked shouting the end is nigh
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11.
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Where in the world would you rather live? |
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happy here the rest of the world is full of foreigners
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12.
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Which CD do you have in your CD player right now? |
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none use ipod more now
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13.
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What do you have in your pockets when you leave your home? |
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keys money and visa card
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14.
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What is the most forbidden thing you have ever done? |
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nothing i am an
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15.
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If you had 1 million pounds to spend in one day, what would you do? |
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me spend money ya joking
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16.
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What are you thinking of right now? |
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i am thinking how stupid these questions are
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17.
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What is the most beautiful thing you have done for another human being? |
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just being me
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18.
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What was your last New Years Resolution? |
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never to make anymore new years resolutions they always get broke anyway
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19.
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What do you want written on your tombstone? |
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dead i hope
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20.
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Are you afraid of the dark? |
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yes thats where the bogey man lives
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21.
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Would you also answer silly questions? |
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i have just answered 21 silly
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